Top Ten Adult NES Games


Usually, I would shy away from top ten lists and not for any sinister reason (I have done them in the past myself), but just simply because you find yourself having to justify your choices. For example, over at Topless Robot you will find an excellent list of top ten adult NES (not that type, you perv).

Here you will find a selection of mature films that have been recreated for kids who want to relive their experiences of the films they’ve obviously not seen because they are way too young. It makes you wonder what they were doing making these kid friendly games of adult movies in the first place.

Oh and Terminator 2 isn’t on the list even though in 1992 I was rocking my NES to the awesome midi tunes and dying every thirty seconds.

I did like the motorcycle level though.

Check out the full list at Topless Robot (that totally doesn’t feature T2)